Wonderful Life

[V1:]

C

She came and went and broke my dreams

G                                                                      A7

I hope she takes the Mississippi as long as it streams

[Chorus:]

C                      G                      A7

Yeah, yeah, have a wonderful time

C                          G                    A7

Bye, bye and have a wonderful time

[V2:]

C

To all the friends who cast me away

                 G                                  A7

Here’s to never meeting again someday

[Chorus]

[V3:]

C

I don’t care for you, you don’t care for me

G                                                     A7

Maybe eye to eye we’ll just never see

[Chorus]

[Bridge:]

F

It may be rude

             E7

And a little bit crude

F

If you have nothing left to say

                  E7

I’ll gladly send you on your way….

[Chorus] – End with “life” instead of “time”

Punk as Fuck

INTRO G-C-Am-G-C-Am-D-G

V1
G                       C        Am
I got five colors in my hair
I love to make people stare
My jacket has thirty thousand spikes
And I'm a wuss when it comes to fights - Am

CHORUS
                    D                           C                             G
Yeah, we're punk as fuck, and we don't care about you

V2
Ironic slogans all over my clothes
And I know the bands nobody knows
If I show up to the local shows
I'll stand up front and act froze

CHORUS (x2)

V3
Screw the substance give us the glamour
If you aren't like us then give 'em the hammer
Our band doesn't have to be any good
Because look at us we look so damn good

CHORUS (x2)

V4
Our stories are lame and our friends suck
If you wanna roll with us you're outta luck
We're the coolest and we run the scenes
Because that's what punk rock really means

CHORUS (x2)

OUTRO
                    D                      
Yeah, we're punk as fuck
         C                             G
 and we don't care about you
                                     D
you, you, it's all about me, me, me
                    C  
It's all about me, me, me
G
Don't care about you
(etc...)

She Kills Me

V1:

A                                                         F#m

If she’d been a snake, you know she’d jump out and bite

A                                                         F#m

And the venom taste so sweet, I think I feel alright

CHORUS:

              D     E                             A

And she kills me, each and every time

        D    E                         A

She kills me, and I don’t mind

V2:

If she’d been a noose, you’d find me hanging from a tree

Buried behind the barn, no one be finding me

CHORUS

V3:

If she’d been a tight rope, you know she’d break in two

I work without a net, and I think she knew

CHORUS

V4:

If she was Russian roulette, you know every chamber be loaded

Now we’re all winners, as all our brains exploded

CHORUS

V5:

If she’d been the sun, you know she’d already burst

                                                F#m |

Ever since that woman walk the earth. We've all been cursed

CHORUS

CHORUS/OUT:

              D     E                           A    F#m

And she kills me, each and every time

        D               E              A             F#m    A~

She kills me, and I don’t mind

Make Things Worse

The two verses and everything that's not the chorus is G-E-A-D. The intro/break is just a long version of it with an extra C throw in and out of the G. The verse is just a shorter G-E-A-D
(Verse 1)
G                             E
I'm the king of being royally fucked up
A                                    D
And I'm the champion of winning at losing
I'm a superstar at failing spectacularly
I'm the president of substance abusing

(Chorus)
             G   D     A                            C
And I'm on-ly better at making things worse (X3)
C
Make things worse

(break G-E-A-D)

(Verse 2)
I'm the captain of a boat going down
I'm the protagonist of a book that won't sell
I'm the very top of being at the bottom
I'm a hero at landing a spot in hell

(Chorus)
(Break G-E-A-D)
*Hold the last D and bridge into a palm mute crescendo using the chorus*
Finish out with regular chorus (I play it harder/faster)

(Ending)
C                          G~
Make things worse

Savior Self

The G alternates with me taking my finger off the top string, have no idea what chord that is though. Just changes the top B down to an A. The whole thing is pretty much the alternating G,Am, and D.

(Verse 1)
G                           Am                 D
Don't trust anything that you are told
G                                                                         Am                  D
It was probably filtered through a bunch of bullshit before it got to you
If you run into anyone that says they have all the answers
Cover your ears and run in the opposite direction
Cause I think that true knowledge is knowing you don't know anything
I've come to the realization I don't know a fucking thing
If I could go back in time I'd probably punch myself in the face
For all the times I was a know it all smart alecky piece of shit

(Pre chorus)
Am
I'm not saying to not have faith in anything
B
But you kinda have to be skeptical
C                                           D
of a world built on self serving lies

(Chorus)
           G
Savior Self
Am          D
ooo-wah-ooo
           G
Savior Self
Am               D
It starts with you
(repeat chorus again)

(Verse 2)
Being a complete pessimist is no way to go through life
But I urge caution to make sure to read between the lines
Someone is probably trying to sell you something or profit off of you
They'll rob you of hope and try to dehumanize you
But I'm not a fucking statistic, demographic, or faceless drone
I am flesh and blood with thoughts and feelings
Because money is just paper and things are our chains
If you're just waiting to be rescued you're already a lost cause

(Pre Chorus)
(Chorus)
End with...
            G
Savior Self
Am                D         G~
It starts and ends with you

Live at Reggie's 06/09/2014

Anti-Morning Person Blues

A-D-E7 throughout, pretty simple, standard blue format

Well, I wake up and rub the sleep from my eyes (x2)

I could use a couple more hours, man time flies

Well, I’m just not ready to start the day (x2)

But, I don’t wanna get fired I’ll have to find a way

Well, I figure I’d just rather be dead (x2)

Load up this gun and put it to my head

Well, I need something to stop me (x2)

I found some salvation, gonna set me free

Gonna tell ya, the two things I need (x3)

Anti-Depressants and Coffee (however many times...)